Ok, so, since I'm lazy and forgot to do so yesterday, I'll say something about my campaign here at school. I've been trying this whole "viral marketing" thing out and it seems to work just fine. My posters are all just letter size pages with "Cameron Davidson" written in size 72 font, dead center. With a few of my little poster-deals I got creative... One just says "Vote." And another, which has received much hype from middle-school boys, reads, "[2.Trade][Cameron]: Lvl 70 resto student LFG ASBC PST"

Also, what could be as soon as tomorrow, though I can't say for sure, will be the publishing of a 275 word address in the school's underground newspaper, "The Daily Urinal". The Urinal, or the "DU" as its often called, does what one might think it would do, publishes their daily articles above the urinals in the school's restrooms. Sorry bout that, really into appositive clauses right now. Anyway, so since I'm too lazy to come up with something else to put up here, I guess I'll just paste in what I wrote for the DU.

And here it is:

First I'd like to say what an honor it is to be syndicated in such a way... above this urinal. I'd like to take some time, if I may, to tell you what to do. You should vote for Cameron Davidson in the upcoming ASBC elections. Handsome as I, Cameron Davidson, am, I think there are still those who, as well informed as they are, have yet to decide who, among the many candidates, to give their vote for ASBC president. The answer is, as you may have guessed, that appositive clauses, amusing though they may be, can become rather vexing if used too often. That, and that I am the candidate to choose. Evidence supporting this claim need not be mentioned, to do so would be to waste your time.



I'd also like to take the opportunity to save myself some time, as well as yours, and answer some of the questions I get from the many politically minded students that populate our campus. First and foremost, though none have yet been so bold as to ask anything so specific, I'd like to address my generalized solution for all your problems, real and imagined. My solution is a careful mixture of robots and duct tape. Robots mainly for dramatic flair, and the tape to put everything back together when the epic robo-battle is over. And before you ask, my watch displays the time in Japanese kanji, my backpack charges a battery, and my belt buckle is from thinkgeek.com. I do these things because they amuse me, no other reason. Vote for me. If our roles were reversed, I swear I'd vote for you.

And so there you have it. Also, I'm planning on making a campaign promise to sponsor a student run forum. As in online forum. You know, discuss school and other things... Maybe even let the faculty on if they nice. It'll be damn cool. And if it comes down to me doing it myself, I'm totally gonna host it off of here. Just so you know. Not as if that really should concern you. But I think its a sweet idea.